"Car thief. How’d that happen?"
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
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He told her he couldn’t live without her
that she is not alone
held her hand and likes her just the way she is
is fighting for her
How in the hell did you get like this?
reasons why Finland is cooler than you:
- they have police reindeer
and it will take this life of regret
for my heart to learn to forget
tomorrow will be as it always has been
and I will fall to her again
for I know I have come too close
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
is thiS FOR REAL DID THEY ACTUALY TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS I CAN NOT HANDLE
IN WHICH ZIVA IS TONY’S DATE TO SENIOR’S WEDDING
He smiled when he felt her warm arms wrap around his middle, and the faint scent of the perfume he bought her tickled his nose. One of his own arms came to rest low on her waist.
"I have missed you," she murmured, and he watched the small, lazy smile appear on her lips when he pressed his lips to her temple.
"Me too, Sweetcheeks."
"Your father looks happy," she remarked.
Tony’s eyes searched the reception hall until they found the jovial old man. Smiling as big as ever, Senior was twirling his new bride around the dance floor with as much grace and gusto his old, tired limbs would allow.
"He told me that she was his soulmate."
Ziva’s eyebrows rose at the vaguely familiar choice of words, and opted for resting cheek against his chest to look up at him curiously. “Do you believe in soulmates?” she chanced.
With a tenderly placed hand under her chin, he leaned down to capture her lips with his. His hand then moved from under her face and into her hair, which he had enjoyed watching her straighten. Her things had been spread about his bathroom, and he’d had a lovely view of her leaning over the counter, wearing nothing but a pair of lacy Ziva-David-I-didn’t-know-you-owned-those black panties and matching bra. And as he leaned against the doorframe, admiring her domesticity and rather stunning backside, Tony concluded that he was one hell of a lucky guy. And she had scolded him for staring but with a sneaky grin on her face that let him know that she wasn’t really mad. If anything, he assumed that she had quite enjoyed his eyes on her.
And now, with her eagerly responding to his tender kiss, Tony wondered how it was even possible that he didn’t realize beforehand that she was the one for him.
He pulled away slowly, identical grins on their faces, and he whispered, “I think I’m starting to.”
It took her a second to figure out how that was relevant to anything, because his kisses always succeeded in making her mindless, but when it clicked she pecked his lips for good measure.
"Me too," was her reply, and when he eventually pulled her to the dance floor and the little velvet box shifted in his pocket, reminding him of its presence, Tony knew that the next wedding he danced with her at would hopefully be their own.